President Barack Obama and his family, despite having ascended to the White House, are still pretending to be Christian. As Fox News and talk radio hosts informed the American people during the recent election cycle, Barack Obama is in fact a secret Muslim, but he is really sticking to his cover by celebrating Easter.
The President attended an Easter service at St. John’s Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C. today, and sat in pew 54. That pew has traditionally been reserved for the various heads of state who have worshipped there stretching back to the time of James Madison. But, while the other Presidents who attended mass at the church were Christian, Obama has broken that tradition. All the proof is in the pew number. 5 plus 4 is 9, and 5 multiplied by 4 is twenty, minus that 9 and you get 11. 9/11. Coincidence? Most definitely not.
Easter Bunny, or al-Qaeda sleeper cell terrorist? You be the judge.
Even more telling is this quote from the above linked article: “Before the service, the president meticulously scanned the program.” Oh, really, Mr. President? Well, if you were a Christian then you would know what goes on at an Easter service and wouldn’t need to read ahead. Real Christians know that the Easter service begins with some readings from the Bible, there’s some candle lighting thrown in the middle, the pastor talks about living by Jesus’ teachings in everyday life, more candles are lit, and then you leave. Familiarity with the service is usually best displayed by napping quietly in one of the pews at the back.
How lifelong Christians act at church.
The president’s Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, quickly pointed out that the fact that Obama attended Easter service at St. John’s did not meean he would be worshipping there on a regular basis. Well, obviously. Obama is currently in the process of converting the White House’s bowling lane into a mosque, where he will lay down a prayer mat, face Mecca, and praise the teachings of the One True God as told by his holy prophet Muhammed.
Pictured: President Nixon bowling at the White House. Not Pictured: George McGovern tied spread-eagle further down the lane.
And the best part of all of this is that the regular members of the church’s congregation had to go through the Secret Service in order get into the church, and the church’s rector didn’t even find out the president was coming until yesterday. If Obama was really smart he would simply say that his presence would be a burden on the regular parishioners of whichever church he might choose as his regular place of worship. So as not to inconvenience those people, he could say that he wasn’t going to church anymore. That’s what a real Christian would have done, as it is a documented fact that any adult Christian male will do anything to get out of going to church, especially on holidays like Easter where the parking lot is going to be really full and crowded.